venerdì 7 settembre 2012

ARTICOLI CHE NON SARANNO MAI PUBBLICATI DALLA CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY PRESS


Di seguito è riportata una lista di articoli che trattano argomenti di natura "fisica" non accettati dalla Cambridge University Press:

1. Advanced elevensome with the de Rham cohomology.
2. From the seven bridges of Königsberg problem to the sexual optimization of an orgiastic rendezvous. 
3. Reconnaissance of quantum lips, not leaps, onto no-hairy black holes.
4. Four quantum leaps in the pan or in a quadri-dimensional spacetime?
5. How to use a Pitot tube for the measurement of the speed of own farts.  
6. Hyperbolic constipation in an N-dimensional anti-de Sitter space with negative (attractive) cosmological constant: too much pressure in the bowl. 
7. How to merge the Robin boundary conditions into an erotic game between Catwoman and Batman.
8. Ictus in constipated people: etiology and symptomatology. Can crosswords replace a strong laxative to prevent this disease?
9. How to improve stale quantum leaps with sensual red lips.  
10. Can a woman in New Zealand, weighing 150 kilos, cause an earthquake in Peru, if she is accustomed to outstanding and strong sex?  
11. Can a length contraction of own penis, during an ultrarelativistic intercourse, cause a decrease of own self-esteem?
12. "Fountain effect" with no superfluid liquid and no adiabatic demagnetization: the power of a good erotic game.
13. Synopsis of odd and guttural moans: how to tell a sexual intercourse from a plenary session on the toilet-seat. 
14. Is Sabrina Ferilli's breast more exciting than 1 Tev of energy for an elementary particle?



Sabrina Ferilli

15. In the slots of a slut: a multiverse of bacterial cultures and human knowledge.
16. Do the Neapolitan new melodic songs clash with the Darwinian theories?
17. Can a person on a neutron-star solve the ancestral problem of counting out the hairs of own shithole?
18. How to prevent a beginning of addiction to the soup of quarks and gluons: two spoons of Glasma twice a day.
19. Prodromes of zero-point fields: vacuum state doesn't need crosswords.
20. Can halitosis be teleported from mouth to mouth via quantum entanglement?
 

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